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couldn't have an audience. nobody could get into town. >> letterman, too, right? >> so did his show without an audience. he made lots of fun of himself. that was little bit of comic relief we all needed and interestingly, one of jimmy's jokes tanked without an audience. how did he know? >> he made fun of it himself. he said you're the audience, you love it at home. it didn't work so well. >> could have shown an evergreen show. >> david letterman had denzel washington on. he said he wouldn't have turned up for anybody but dave. said he swam to the studio. a lot of tweets. >> twitter, we saw rosie o'donnell showed a picture of her backyard that now looks like a river that is -- >> a terrifying picture of a tree down. and then a lot of celebrities, too, took to twitter whether on the west of the east coast to wish everybody well. >> the one lovely thing i get a million e-mails, press releases every day. monday i didn't get a single press release from a single celebrity promoting anything but this so it was a really good thing. >> so, moving on, jennifer aniston and justin -- >> are sho
candidates combined. governor romney was the target of 148 jokes. david letterman, 290 jokes made about republicans including arnold schwarzenegger, paul lieian and chris christie, 138 about democrats. only two others were the top ten bill clinton and joe biden. do you have an explanation. [ laughter ] >> the romney jokes write themselves. thank you, good night. [ laughter ] >> i think look, it's media bias. i remember saturday night live, when chevy chase doing gerald ford i think that made a difference in the nation. humor does that. >> ford was a football player and a skier, downhill skier, most athletic president was portrayed as a bunglar that could hardly walk. >> you can't changes the numbers but i would like to point out that jon stewart and steven col bevtd who demographic skew is a little bit younger but very good about making fun of both candidates. pretty equally. >> the excuse is the writers live in los angeles and new york city. they are part of those communities. they are the two most liberal cities in the united states. >> when clinton it was president it was about monic
side of politics, vice president biden went on david letterman's show last night to read his top ten list. >> oh, joe, the subject, the top ten reasons to vote early. here's some of the highlights. >> if you vote early you don't have to pay taxes. i'm sorry, i'm being told that's not accurate >> that's not accurate. number two. >> early voters receive a $5 million donation from donald trump. >> wow! and the number one good thing about voting early, ladies and gentlemen -- >> honestly, don't you want this election over with already? >> yes, we do! >> i think we all do. >> i love that. >> that was good. >> that was good. >> congrats to letterman's writers. >>> what's coming up, we'll introduce you to a 99-year-old woman who's rocking the vote for the first time in her life. >> great story. >>> first a live look at the country music awards with our media and entertainment consultant bruno del granado who won big, who looked great. all that and more when "world news now" comes right back. i'm only in my 60's... i've got a nice long life ahead. big plans. so when i found out medicare does
letterman, jay leno, fergson and fallen told 290 jokes about republicans. and 138 jokes about democrats. from late august to early october. the top five subjects were mitt romney, president obama, arnold schwarzenegger, bill clinton and paul ryan. ♪ ♪ >> bret: as we have been telling you, ohio is basically the epicenter of the presidential universe right now. no republican has ever won the white house without it. it's shaping up to possibly be the decideer this time. tonight, correspondent mike tobin takes us to a ohio school where the campaign is already over. and the winner declared. >> republicans and democrats both love america. >> as the world wants to know how ohio will vote, students at saint edward middle school lakewood took a shot. >> ohio was a question mark. i don't know if you remember that. >> through the mock election they picked president barack obama back in 2008, by eight points. again this year the exercise and practical prophecy is an attempt by the faculty to start the students down a path of engagement with the political process. it's met with as much enthusias
whether it's biden on letterman or obama, the weird contrast is to a miserable country. greg is having a good time, i'm here eating beans. >> true. i don't know if he is eating beans, though. >> dana: evidence of that. >> greg: that was uncalled for. i have a g.i. problem. >> andrea: on the youth vote thing, it's interesting that he does go to the youth channels. most politicians talk to the audience they hope people were born yesterday. in the case of obama his supports really were born yesterday. he did say no to nickelodeon. for the record, i'm not buying "us weekly." i will read it at the nail salon so you are not getting my $4.99. sometimes this can be good press. one thing that george bush did in 2004. he wrote a letter to my daughters and published in "glamour." just his words. such a good thing. if you control it, good opportunities. you can't control it. >> dana: they ask all the questions are loaded with hypocrisy. >> greg: remember when abe lincoln did "cosmo." >> bob: what is a mistake that was. can i borrow that magazine when i get my nails done? >> andrea: get a pedicure
him? bradley cooper. i, i, did you get to meet him? i saw him on david letterman last night and wondered if he was available. love you, on my way to work, mom. anyway, he's darn cute, darn cute. is he available, love mom. going to work. is she looking for somebody for you? >> of course, she is. always on the look. out for me. >> i wonder if she could find men the way she finds dresses. men, not so much. >>> we have to give a good shout out to jill rapaport. we're very proud of our jill. she was honored over the weekend. >> received an aspca service award. she does incredible work for animals. >> she's the real deal about animals. >> gets a lot of animals adopted into loving families. >> absolutely her life's work. we're proud of her. >>> a show getting a lot of buzz called "the baby wait." one couple's going to share the trials and science of adoption. >>> and what's happening in hollywood? andy cohen dishes on everything from rihanna's love life to the bond, james bond. ♪ pledge multi-surface. [ man ] its formula's safe on all kinds of stuff, like this... and this... and
-laws coming for the holidays, david letterman had something so funny. he did this on his show last night, so just take a listen to this. >> finally, a major american company is addressing this problem for the holidays. >> do you hate the hassles of holiday air travel almost as much as you hate the tedious, awkward thanksgiving dinner with family? announcing united airlines reluctant traveler service. for a nominal fee, we'll book you on a pretend united flight, with a plausible flight number and time of arrival and then at the last minute, oh, no, your flight's been cancelled. you wanted to be there, but what can you do? united airlines, we get it. >> that's funny, yeah. >> come on, how good is that? >> i'm so grateful i love my family, aren't you? could you imagine? >> how about miley at the airport, speaking of airplanes yesterday. >> we're going to tell you what happened. apparently, she was lashing out at paparazzi at lax, which is notorious, of all the places i've been in my life, they are out of control. >> she lands after midnight, gets off the plane, she's looking for her boyfriend/f
anything about politics, they want you to think about what happens, and the letterman joked, they possibly could be funny. he is famous for flying southwest even when it's not campaigning. [talking over each other] it wasn't quite the same way. but the people in the audience should get the joke come and, and stupid people should not understand that. [laughter] you have to be stupid to laugh. gerri: i want to bring up "the new york times" and how they interpret the numbers. president bush with economic growth of 2.7%. a national letdown. let's look at obama. gdp of 2.3%. what does "the new york times" essay? obit study improvement. gerri: slow but steady improvement. >> the media has really dishonored itself more than ever before in this campaign. candy crowley during the debate, choosing a winner and then having to admit that she was wrong. i mean, i understand what right-wingers are talking about. gerri: what let me ask you about chris christie this week. >> what i think is going on here is that right after chris christie became governor, the left is asking about how he lost the no child
think we all do. >> i love that. >> that was good times. that was good. congrats to letterman's writers. >>> what's coming up, we'll introduce you to a 99-year-old woman who's rocking the vote for the first time in her life. >> it's great story, but first a live look at the country music awards with our media and entertainment consultant brunell del granado who won big, who looked great, all that and more when "world news now" comes right back. >> announcer: "world news now" weather brought to you by united health care. i'm only in my 60's... i've got a nice long life ahead. big plans. so when i found out medicare doesn't pay all my medical expenses, i looked at my options. then i got a medicare supplement insurance plan. [ male announcer ] if you're eligible for medicare, you may know it only covers about 80% of your part b medical expenses. the rest is up to you. call now and find out about an aarp medicare supplement insurance plan, insured by unitedhealthcare insurance company. like all standardized medicare supplement plans, it helps pick up some of what medicare doesn't pay. and c
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